Prompt: Create a list of 15 sarcastic happy birthday wishes

1. "Happy birthday! Congrats on surviving another year of gracefully aging. You're practically an expert now!"

2. "Another year older, another year wiser...or so they say. Happy birthday, ancient one!"

3. "Here's to another year of pretending to remember your age. Happy birthday, forever 29!"

4. "Congratulations on leveling up your age stats! May you enjoy the perks of being older, like...umm...oh well, happy birthday!"

5. "Happy birthday to someone who's aging like fine cheese - getting older and smellier!"

6. "It's your birthday! Time to celebrate your gradual descent into old age with enthusiasm!"

7. "Another birthday already? Time flies when you're getting old! Happy birthday, and remember, age is just a number - a really big and increasing one!"

8. "Wishing you a fantastic birthday filled with endless gray hairs and wrinkles to cherish!"

9. "Happy birthday! I guess this is the day we congratulate you for successfully surviving another year of bad decisions and questionable life choices!"

10. "May your birthday be as exciting as watching paint dry. Celebrate accordingly!"

11. "On your special day, let's take a moment to appreciate that age hasn't improved your taste in fashion. Happy birthday, trendsetter!"

12. "Happy birthday! Remember, you're not getting older, just vintage."

13. "Congratulations on another trip around the sun! Now you can add another wrinkle to your impressive collection."

14. "Happy birthday! May your memory stay as sharp as a butter knife."

15. "Here's to a birthday filled with social media notifications from people who only remember you on this one day of the year. Cheers!"