Prompt: Create a list of 20 chuck norris jokes

Sure, here are 20 Chuck Norris jokes for you:

1. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
2. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
3. When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on. He turns the dark off.
4. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
5. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down.
7. Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
8. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
9. Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
10. Chuck Norris can speak braille.
11. When Chuck Norris enters a building, he doesn't push the elevator button. He pushes the building down.
12. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.
13. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
14. Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
15. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
16. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
17. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
18. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
19. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he's not lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.
20. Chuck Norris doesn't do sit-ups. He does Earth-quakes.

Remember, these jokes are all in good fun and are meant to be humorous exaggerations of Chuck Norris's legendary toughness and abilities.